Bonus (Jonas?)

I just found this on my computer:

Yes, my dog is very talented, thank you very much.

Oh, Winter. Or: the Emergence of The Cold.

Here is a poem I wrote. It is called “Cold.”
Oh, cold, why must you
Do what you do?
Make my nose all stuffy
And make me all huffy.
I cannot breathe
And just sneeze and sneeze.
And eat entire bags of marshmallows.
Beautiful, right? No, really, over the course of 3 days, I ate an entire bag of marshmallows (the very ones [...]