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+ I’m halfway done with finals after my anthro final this afternoon.
- It was the hardest final of my life. I opened it and literally laughed, because that’s how little I knew.
+ So I went to Absolute Bagels afterward to salvage my day.
- But it was raining on the 10-block walk over.
+ The bagel was [...]

Sorry!

Ok, I’m on a mini blogiatus induced by some mofos named school and blogging for the ‘nard to recruit next year’s incoming class.
I will say OMG I can’t believe it’s April. Tax season! Hahaha, jk, like I pay taxes. Fraud is my name/game. No, again, jk, IRS! I just don’t earn enough money to pay [...]

ACTing

Look, I lead a busy life. I’m busy at work all day, crunching the numbers 9 to 5. And then there’s the long commute to take into account. So when I get home, sometimes, I just want to kick back, have a nice g&t and read the paper.
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That’s my ’50s-style husband rationalization of the precipitous [...]

Thoughts

Guys, I am doing my part to help our (FAILING! PANICKING! AAAAH!) economy: I am shopping until I’m dropping. No, really, I went to Century 21 for the first time last week. It was both amazing and frightening. Amazing: lots of cheap, cute clothes. Frightning: lots of ugly clothes, and lots of people on a [...]

Liiiisty.

Here’s some things I love:
1. Brad Pitt, when he’s rocking the hair that he has in Burn After Reading.
2. Walking out of Butler having actually done my work, and feeling a little bit superior to all the people still stuck in there.
3. Everything I bought at the Gap yesterday. And at Beacon’s closet last week. [...]

Lithp.

Here’s my favorite professor quote of the year, so far:
“The good news is that the software arrived today. The bad news is that someone stole it.”
In that same class, this girl and I had an extended discussion about who our professor-crush more resembles: Paul Rudd or Ethan Hawke.
In other news, I am babysitting up a [...]

Dare you to read this all

Ok, here’s the one-sentence wrap-up: not as protest-fraught as Ahmadenijad, a hell of a lot less controversial, and yet still, one of the few events that actually managed to unite Columbians.
Here’s the longer (by longer, I mean redonkulously long) version:
All day yesterday, there was kind of a buzz, a low murmur in the background, like [...]

Say Gügl.

Factoid: I cannot handle free time.
I totally squandered my first free Monday. By which I mean I didn’t get much homework done. I did, however, get my laundry done and visit the babysitting agency and get a kickass job, and also get pissed off at computers and printers and old women who hold up printer [...]

.07%

Guess who’s registered for the ticket lottery for the presidenty forum on community service thing?
1. Me!
2. I hope that the actual name is more concise than the one I just made up.
I spent pretty much the entire morning, like 3 hours, at work, hitting the refresh button on the lottery registration website over and over. [...]

Jealous?

My study abroad audience: I’m about to drop some news that will probably make you say, “Wow! I wish I was in New York! I mean, not just for the Anna factor but also for the AMAZING factor!”
Because John McCain and Barack Obama will be HERE on the Columbia campus next Thursday! It’s going to [...]