You’re Dino-Mite!

Whoa, guys, WordPress changed its format and my mind is blown. As Sir Bob Dylan said, “The times they are a-changin’.” And as I said, “What the hell, times? I don’t like change!”
I am so offput by this that I can’t remember what I was going to write. Wait, here we go: I am going [...]

I used all my title ideas in the last paragraph (spoiler)

Here’s some search terms people have used to get here:
Kate Hudson,  Why AM I SO DEEP,  preslot
My favorite is “Why AM I SO DEEP.” I imagine some high school kid sitting at home in the summer with her friends, and getting picked on for being “deep” and then that kid going over to Google, and [...]

In which I break a vow

Remember in my first post, where I said I wasn’t going to be getting obsessive about anything in this herre blog?
Well, I’m getting obsessive about the blog itself. For example, yesterday I had 26 views, which seemed like a whole lot. Today? Only 10. What happened? Why did 26 whole people look on Monday? I [...]