Fact:

All those rumors about guys eating a lot are true.
Proof: I went to dinner last night and got a personal pizza, except that it wasn’t so personal–it was probably 8 to 10 inches in diameter. So it’s split into quarters, and I eat two of the four slices, and I am stuffed.
My companions–both dudes, bro-hams, [...]

I used all my title ideas in the last paragraph (spoiler)

Here’s some search terms people have used to get here:
Kate Hudson,  Why AM I SO DEEP,  preslot
My favorite is “Why AM I SO DEEP.” I imagine some high school kid sitting at home in the summer with her friends, and getting picked on for being “deep” and then that kid going over to Google, and [...]

Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby

Today, I was a tourist.
I looked at a subway map in a public place. I had my picture taken on the subway. I spent time with a woman who insisted on calling the subway “the metro.”
Yes, I had out-of-town visitors. And I loved it. My neighbors from Winters are visiting family on Long Island/checking out [...]

10-year reunion

So over the weekend, my mom went to a wedding. I would have said whose wedding it was, but the convoluted relationships deserve sentences of their own: the man is the ex-boyfriend of the mother of my best friend from fifth grade. And the woman is the ex-girlfriend of a friend of my mom’s boyfriend. [...]

I am so deep, y’all

Aside from the heat, which I won’t shut up about (as you may have noticed), this summer has been good to me.
Not good as in, “Oh, this summer is great for my future!” but good for me as in, “I’m experiencing the city in a new way and spending time with different people, and growing [...]