A quick (ha!) update

I keep thinking of hilarious stories I want to put here… but then I totally forget.
So I’ll just give you a rundown of all the important things I’ve done in Austin instead of updating this thing.
1. Got an eye exam. You know that test where they make you look at a light and then they [...]

You’re Dino-Mite!

Whoa, guys, WordPress changed its format and my mind is blown. As Sir Bob Dylan said, “The times they are a-changin’.” And as I said, “What the hell, times? I don’t like change!”
I am so offput by this that I can’t remember what I was going to write. Wait, here we go: I am going [...]

Thoughts

Guys, I am doing my part to help our (FAILING! PANICKING! AAAAH!) economy: I am shopping until I’m dropping. No, really, I went to Century 21 for the first time last week. It was both amazing and frightening. Amazing: lots of cheap, cute clothes. Frightning: lots of ugly clothes, and lots of people on a [...]