Definitely a Freak, Not a Geek.

If I were to see James Franco asleep in class, I would maybe take a picture. But I like to think that I would not send that pictureto TMZ, my least favorite of the (many) celebrity gossip sites.
Especially now that James and I are so close–we did be in 209 at the same time, and we did make eye contact as I walked past him. But! I did not stare at him. Or “casually” walk by his table over and over, carrying a different food item each time (and all the while, looking very Homer Simpsony… because to add to the weirdness, it was a guy, not a girl). And no, I didn’t even take a picture.
However. My Francostory–the best genre of Columbia stories–pales in comparison to that of a certain friend. Who shared a bathroom with Sir Franco. Like, a men’s bathroom. The kind with the urinals. I’m getting conflicting stories on if any surreptitious…um…peeking occurred. As soon as I find out, though, I will let you know. Or maybe I’ll let TMZ know. It depends on how I’m feeling.

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